Author: Ken Bolding

Jokes Dinah Can’t Tell If She Can’t Tell: Diverse City

Jokes Dinah Can’t Tell If She Can Tell: Diverse City – by Dinah T. Three white execs in steam room at Warner Bros. gym. EXEC 1 I got this diversity thing down guys, I finally watched Selma AND went to see Get Out. EXEC 2 Oh yeah? I went to see Get out, Black Panther, AND sat through my Emmy screener of Atlanta. I have been “woke,” man! EXEC 3 (smirking) Fuck you guys! I’m reuniting Michael B. Jordan & Ryan Coogler in a new film about the 2006 standardized test cheating scandal at Atlanta public schools! And guess...

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Never Give-Up Pope

Originally published March 13, 2013 Never Give-Up Pope I think the main reason I was not elected pope is that I couldn’t pull off the hat. My aversion to celibacy and not being Catholic were a close second and...

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MOVIE REVIEW: Lari White in CAST AWAY

Originally published:  December 28, 2008 Note: Lari White died of cancer in January of this year. I will always remember her. Rolling Stone article about her life and death. Amazing Performance of Lari White in Cast Away I just saw Cast Away again and still love it. I want to give special kudos to an under-appreciated performance. That is Lari White as Bettina Peterson. “Who?” I hear you ask. If you’ve never seen this film, I suggest renting or buying it, and then read the rest of this entry. If you’re still reading, I assume that you’ve seen the...

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AiPT: Reading Tea

Originally published: April 13, 2012 Adventures in Public Transportation: Reading Tea I’m surrounded by people reading on the train – a Nook, two Kindles, a laptop, a smartphone, and [gasp] an actual newspaper. But strangely, the newspaper guy has a pencil-thin mustache, slicked-back hair, and is wearing dark, lambskin leather gloves, like a villain in a black & white movie. I fully expect him to calmly fold his paper, then say to his disgruntled mistress, “No, my dear. You shan’t be telling anyone,” as he strangles her before finishing his...

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MOVIE REIVEW: THE 15:17 TO PARIS

Before the Movie: The previous showing of the movie I’m seeing is letting out. A group of exiting patrons is saying things like, “That was shit.” And “So he used the real people. Bullshit!” Uh-oh. After the Movie: I’m still collecting my thoughts about this movie and will likely write a slightly longer review. But for now, I’ll just say the exiting patrons were right. Thoughts Collected: The script is terrible. Horrid, horrid dialogue. Eastwood had to cast the actual people because that’s the only way this film could work at all. Knowing they’re not real actors almost excuses...

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Quotations

“All faith is false, all faith is true. Truth is a shattered mirror strewn in myriad bits, while each believes his little bit the whole to own.”
– Sir Richard Frances Burton


“It’s been my experience that most leaps of faith are preceded by a shove.”
-Goldie, “I’m Dying Up Here.”


“Those who would trade essential liberty for a little temporary security deserve neither and will lose both.”
-Benjamin Franklin


“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
-Groucho Marx